I personally think they killed it with this one, but if citrus IPA isn’t your cup of tea, no worries. Fromonda powder comes in a variety of other awesome scents that are sure to please. Including:

One of the bigger bottles on this list and one of the most affordable, this Dry Ice powder is priced right and is long-lasting. What I don’t like: edit update* After using this product in it's entirety, this is a great product, I could not stop using it. It was weird at first being dry in the areas I applied it as I have never tried any type of powder before. Yet it wasn't so dry as to cause friction. One application basically lasts all day during a Southern summer (90-102 farenheit), though that is just walking and not actually working. As for females that would like to try this product there is a "Lady monkey butt" that uses corn starch instead of talc, it wont last as long as talc but you won't have any health concerns with that.*end update* Arrowroot powder – A naturally occurring starch that is extracted from the roots of the arrowroot plant. It’s highly absorbent, helps keep the skin cool, and has even been shown to soothe irritated skin. Great for guys with chafing and irritation. So as a service to men everywhere, I decided I would scientifically testvariousswamp crotch prevention products and offer my unbiased findings. And by “scientifically” I mean I applied all of these products to my balls. Some research suggests that talcum powder may be linked to ovarian cancer when used around your nether region. While the link between the two still isn’t completely clear, you can avoid the issue by opting for a cornstarch-based powder, like this one. Or opt for a medicated body powder

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Another cause of monkey butt is sweat, as it can make the skin more prone to irritation and inflammation. Dubiously, I dusted my huevos with some cornstarch that we had in the pantry and set out for a day of work. And, I’ll be darned, the stuff worked. I was completely dry and chafe free…for a few hours. In my experience, cornstarch just doesn’t last very long as a swamp crotch subduer compared to talcum powder. If you really work up a sweat, really fast, the cornstarch has a tendency to clump — not a very pleasant feeling to have in your pants. Exercise can also help reduce the risks of developing this condition by keeping the butt area dry and clean. This isn’t baby powder or that cheap crap you buy at the grocery store. This powder won’t clump or accumulate in uncomfortable areas. When it comes to choosing the best powder for men’s privates, Chassis performs exactly how you would expect a super premium ball powder to perform.

Tons of people use deodorant to combat armpit sweat, so you might be tempted to try it between your cheeks. But deodorant usually contains heavy fragrance to help combat the smell produced by apocrine glands under your arms. The chemicals in these fragrances can irritate the delicate skin of your derrière, leading to more discomfort. Wait to take off wet swimsuit bottomsWearing the right clothing is one of the most important things you can do to keep monkey butt at bay. One thing that really stood out to me about Fresh Balls is how testosterone-friendly it is. Unlike many lotions, it doesn’t contain any testosterone-reducing xenoestrogens like parabens. The only downside I’ve found with Gold Bond Powder (and all body powders) is the mess. The stuff has a tendency to end up everywhere even though you were only aiming for your nether regions. My two-year-old, Gus, got his hands on the shaker one day, gave it a firm squeeze, and in two seconds it looked like Tony Montana sneezed all over my closet. Another mess factor that all body/ball powders have is a tendency to sift through cotton fabrics, causing the user to leave behind white butt imprints on whatever piece of furniture they happened to be sitting on. The big downside with all powders is mess. If you’re not careful, it can get everywhere; if you put too much powder on, it can seep through your clothing, leaving behind a white powdery butt-print on whatever you were sitting on.