So now, I'm sitting here at work with a hard on thinking about tonight with my wife...good Lord how to women do that to us men? I found this carrot in my roommate’s shower. Who the [censored] eats carrots in the shower?” 30) You’ll also like these other funny dirty memes. When she finally ur girl and the level of freaky she is doesn’t match the level of innocence u thought she was…” 54) Afterward, as mentioned before, aftercare should occur, which is super important if one achieves subspace… There are also some truly odd moments within the realm of kink, ranging anywhere from m/f couples looking for a unicorn (or another woman to hook up with the couple, without any strings attached):

To the wrongly-rooted feelings of shame we sometimes harbor surrounding our kinky feelings and predilections: Be sure to communicate with your partner(s), try things safely, and do what works best for everyone involved! Baby: So u came on her breasts? Man: …It was an accident. Baby: I EAT FROM THOSE, BE MORE CONSIDERATE PHIL.” 6) The Wife Guys (have) actively taken steps to embarrass themselves and their life partners. These stories, in other words, ultimately revolve around the needs and neuroses of men. And yet they are, nonetheless, a gratifying pleasure to behold. It's a free online image maker that lets you add custom resizable text, images, and much more to templates.Showtime: Post a photo/video of you putting on a sexy show for a crowd of 2+ people using a video app. Whatever works for you is great, but, when practicing kink, be cognizant of your partner(s)’ behavior and, when in doubt, play it safe. If they’re screaming “stop,” you should stop unless there’s a prior agreement that that behavior is intentional. This can happen in any kind of scenario, but it’s often a bit frustrating when your partner cleans up before you, or when they do it before administering aftercare: It might also result in situations where the sub gets to tease the dom into getting what they really want…

censored] is all fun and games until someone has to sleep in the wet spot.” 53) These dirty memes are freaky. Fantasy Story: Post a story of a sexual fantasy in vivid detail that your significant other does not know.Dinner Was Spicy Post a photo/video of you wearing a remote-controlled vibrator to dinner. Give your significant other/date the control. Impact play involves one partner (or multiple) hitting another partner (or multiple) with an object that could range anywhere from a belt, to a flogger, a whip, or even something more intense.