I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected. ~ Bob Hope. Funniest Bob Hope Quotes It’s best to also look through some images of women with curly hair like yours and a cut that you admire. In her memoir Wishful Drinking , Fisher writes about getting a call from Dylan. He’d been asked to endorse a cologne called Just Like a Woman, but he didn’t like that name and wanted her advice on alternates. She gave him a few sarcastic options: “Ambivalence, for the scent of confusion”; “Arbitrary, for the man who doesn’t gave a shit how he smells”; and “Empathy — feel like them and smell like this.” To her surprise, “Bob actually liked those!” Robert Edward Howard – A famous pulp fiction writer and poet. He was the creator of the movie “Conan the Barbarian.” Journalist Al Aronowitz was a confidant of Dylan’s during the ’60s. In papers published in, yes, Isis, in 2001, Aronowitz offered the following about a shopping trip that Dylan and his then-wife Sara Lownds took to Pottery Barn in Manhattan, during the mid-’60s: “We walked around,” said Lownds, “and looked at some of the pottery and do you know what he said?” Aronowitz answered, “He probably said, “I can make better pottery than that!” “How did you know?” Sara gasped.

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The treble and 3 alternately plain hunt and make seconds over each other. These are the hardest bells to ring. This one also comes from McLagan’s book: During the mid-’70s, McLagan finds himself in a room with Dylan and Led Zeppelin’s infamously brutish manager Peter Grant, where he witnesses the following exchange: “Hello, Bob. I’m Peter Grant, I manage Led Zeppelin.” After a short silence, Dylan replies: “I don’t come to you with my problems.”

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~ Bob Hope. Popular Bob Hope Quotes Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read) Engineer Chris Shaw was working on the Love and Theft album when he heard Dylan sing something wonky: “There’s a lyric on the song where Bob sings, ‘The leaves cast their shadows on the stones,’ and, when he was singing it live, he was reading his lyrics off a piece of paper, and, I guess, for a split-second, he got dyslexic, because on the live take, he actually sang, “The leaves cast their ‘stadows’ on the stones.” Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that? ~ Bob Hope. Humorous Bob Hope Quotes

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens. ~ Bob Hope. We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf. ~ Bob Hope.This one’s popped up a bunch of places: Dylan uses ouzo to tame his curly hair. Maybe that’s what Joni Mitchell smelled in Japan? Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink. ~ Bob Hope. I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. ~ Bob Hope.