Two mice were talking about their favorite movies. One mouse said, “I loved ‘The Mousetrix,’ it was so mind-bending!” The other mouse replied, “Yeah, but ‘Mice Age’ was a real tear-jerker.” The first mouse says: I will eat tons of mouse-poison, but it does nothing to me. The second mouse says, well for me a mousetrap is peanuts! I just pull the lever and take the cheese! The Third says: Oh you two, stop bragging already! Wait… what time is it? Oh, I have to go home, I have to feed the cat! Why did the mouse become a motivational speaker? Because it knew how to inspire others to chase their cheese! There was a mouse who loved to travel. It went to Paris and had the best time nibbling on baguettes and exploring the Louvre. It became a true “E-mouse-siast”!

Once, a mouse auditioned for a singing competition. It performed so well that the judges exclaimed, “That was un-mouse-ual! You’re destined to be a superstar!”How did the pelican become friends with the mouse? They bonded over their love for seafood and cheese! The mouse said to its friend, “You’re so quiet today.” The friend replied, “I’m practicing my mouse-tery skills.” One day, a naughty mouse stole a piece of cheese from a chef’s kitchen. Out of anger, the chef shouted, “You dirty rat!” The mouse replied, “Actually, I’m a clean mouse! Just a cheesy thief.”

What did the mouse and his wife do after they fought over who will eat the cheese? They compro-miced and had half of it each.

A mouse went to visit its friend in another city. When it arrived, the friend asked, “How did you get here so fast?” The mouse replied, “I took the squeak-est route!” Why did the mouse bring a ladder to the art gallery? It wanted to see the mouse-terpieces up close!

Mice may be tiny creatures, but they’ve found their way into our hearts and our funny bones! In this lighthearted collection of over 97+ mouse jokes, we’re going to whisk you away into the world of rodent humor. What did one mouse say to the other when it stole the cheese?“I guess I’m just a little “mousy-chievous”!” I told my pet mouse it could have anything it wanted. It said, “I’m all ears, but I could use some cheese too!” Embark on a whimsical journey through the charming world of mice with a collection of delightful and pun-filled mouse jokes that will have you squeaking with laughter. From their love for cheese to their tiny adventures, these jokes encapsulate the endearing antics of these furry creatures. Mouse jokes and mouse puns have been told for many years, because these little critters are surprisingly iconic! For as long as humans have been parading around Earth, mice have been hiding away in their homes and dwellings.How can you make a drowning mouse recover after saving him? By using the mouse to mouse resuscitation. A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. Three mice decided to have a race to see who was the fastest. They named it the “Cheese Chase.” The winner’s prize? A big chunk of Swiss cheese!